The Dorm Wreckers Chpt. 1

“Oh Eric, I will miss you so bad. You know, I could just home school you, y’know” Liane Cartman said while Cartman packed his clothes into a luggage “Mom, you can’t home school a college student. Besides, me, Kyle, Stan and Kenny already planned this a month ago, so I am going. Now get out of my room mom!” Cartman pointed at the door while he was still packing stuff. Liane cried as she walked out off the room. Cartman sighed as he finished off his packing. He looked at the drawer next to him and grabbed a frame of him and boys since grade school. “Guys, this is it. Tomorrow… WE WILL BE FREEEEEEEE!!!” Cartman exclaimed that whole South Park could hear.

While at Broflovski residence…

“Kyle, don’t pack too much stuff okay? You’re going to go to a big university so pack up a lot of books, okay?!” Sheila Broflovski said from downstairs. Kyle sighed in annoyance and replied “YES MOM!” Kyle went back into his packing but was interrupted by Ike who entered his room. “What is it Ike? Need help in your homework?” Ike shook his head and hugged Kyle. Kyle was surprised by Ike’s sudden action but hugged him back “Please don’t go” Ike said with teary eyes. Kyle swelled up and sniffed and patted Ike on his head “I’m sorry Ike, but I have to go. I promise to visit you on holidays” Kyle smiled and hugged his little brother tightly. And the two brothers spent the rest of the night bonding together.

At the Marsh’s…

“I won’t need this, or that. Or even this” Stan said as he picked out stuff out of his closet to see what he can bring to college. He got a box with hearts decorated around it. He took a look inside it and saw pictures of him and Wendy during their high school days and momentums given by her. He frowned and thought twice if he was to keep them in the house or burn them away, then a bark was heard around the room. Stan looked up from the box to see Sparky standing in front of him. He smiled and put the box away “Yeah boy you’re right boy” Stan sat beside Sparky and patted him gently on his head. Sparky pouted at Stan, giving him puppy dog eyes. Stan was lost in Sparky’s eyes, as if he were saying not to leave but Stan said “No boy, I must leave. I’m sorry” Sparky whined and Stan just hugged Sparky.

And alas in the McCormick’s shelter…

‘Hmm… that’s about it’ Kenny thought while looking at his luggage, full of porno and little clothing. ‘Maybe I should bring three or two’ Kenny thought and rearranged his luggage. While he did that Karen came in his room “Kenny, should you really leave?” Karen asked looking up at Kenny with puppy dog eyes. Kenny looked at Karen adorably and put his hand on her head “I’ll come back for you. And besides, Mysterion is out there to help you when you need him” Karen giggled and hugged Kenny. “I know it’s been you silly. I’m not a kid anymore” Kenny smiled and said “Well, that wouldn’t change the fact that he’s your guardian angel, like you told me” Karen nodded in agreement and they spent the night together going back into the past where things had happened.

The next morning…

The four got up by their alarm clocks at exactly 5:00 A.M they started going to the bathroom and brushing their teeth and washing their faces then each took a shower at the same time. They went into their room and started changing into their new clothes. Then went downstairs with their luggage at hand and left it by the door. Then they went into the dining room to eat breakfast with their family and have bonding time. After that they bid their goodbyes to their family and went on their way to the park.

“Hey guys!” Cartman greeted Kyle and Kenny who were beside each other on a bench. “Good morning to you Cartman” Kyle greeted Cartman. “Woah-ho-ho! Look at I am genius pants!” Cartman said he checked out Kyle’s new set of clothing. Kyle wore a mint green long sleeved turtle neck sweater with a pair of casual chinos and boat shoes. “Did you lose the ushanka?” Cartman asked “I over grown it already. But look at you, that’s the style you want to wear in the university?” Kyle pointed out Cartman’s style which was a red long sleeved button up polo with a black vest, a pair of black pants and longwings. “Yeah so? I think I look more IN with this style” Cartman showed off his new look “Yeah, but you’re still fat” Kyle lightly punched Cartman’s tummy. “Hey! I work out” Cartman glared at Kyle.

*buzz* *buzz* a audible vibration came from Kenny’s cellphone. Cartman and Kyle turned their attention to Kenny who was sitting quietly on a nearby bench “Oh, I forgot Kenny’s here” Cartman said which Kenny totally ignored and answered his phone “Yo, we’re alls here. Yeah… okay… see you…” Kenny dropped the call and turned his head towards Kyle and Cartman as if they were waiting for him to say something “It was Stan, he said he will be here in a few, he just had to stop by the gas station to gas up” Kenny said and went back into staring into the distance. “Kenny, looks the same tho, just changed his jacket, that’s for sure” Cartman whispered to Kyle “Yup, and since when did got a cellphone?” Kyle questioned. Kenny was wearing a teal hoodie jacket with white for an inside color, pair of blue jeans and black converse. This time, he wasn’t wearing his hoodie on.

After a few minutes of waiting, a Nissan X-trail parked up in front of them and beeped. They turned their attention to the car and saw Stan in the driver’s seat. Stan was wearing a folded sleeved open buttoned polo shirt and a black sweater vest, a pair corduroys and blue classic sneakers. “Time to go bitches” Stan said as he smirked. Kyle, Cartman and Kenny stood up, picked up their luggage and went to the van. Stan went down the driver’s seat and opened the back to put their luggage there. “Where did you get the money for this Stan?” Kyle asked as he seated in the front, while Kenny and Cartman got on the back seat. Stan slammed the back down and went to the driver’s seat. “It was a graduation gift from my other grandfather who just recently deceased. I was in his will too” Stan explained as he started the engine and drove off.

After a few minutes of driving, Kenny was disturbed by the eerie silence inside the car so he said “Can we have music please?” Kenny said in annoyance. Stan shrugged and turned on the radio. It played Find You by Zedd. The song gave a good atmosphere around the car so it made Kenny more comfortable. After a while it, Kenny was asleep, Cartman was bored just looking outside the window, Kyle was reading a novel and of course, Stan was driving. “Ugh, are we there yet Stan?” Cartman asked out of frustration on how bored he was. Stan glared at Cartman through the rear mirror and said “No, we barely even left the state Cartman” Cartman gave a big huff and crossed his arms out of impatience “Well I’m bored!” Cartman exclaimed. Kyle turned to Cartman and shushed him “Sh…! Kenny’s sleeping!” Cartman gave another huff while Kyle sighed at his immature attitude. “If you’re that bored, here” Kyle handed Cartman his PSP “Play whatever you want” Cartman grabbed the PSP and started playing whichever he preferred that will seem to entertain him. After a while then, Cartman was asleep as well. Kyle gave a small smile at his two friends sleeping at the back. He took his PSP from Cartman’s grip and put it back into his bag.

“I can’t believe I would still be with you guys, up until here in college” Kyle said as he removed his reading glasses and set it aside “Why is that surprising?” Stan asked, his eyes fixed on the road. “Well, cause… of course college; we want to go our separate ways. Go on which university to go and etcetera” Stan thought for a moment before answering “True, but isn’t it fun, that you would know at least someone in a university? That way you wouldn’t be alone, right?” Stan said with a smile. Kenny smiled at the thought and nodded “Yeah, I guess” and then there was silence again, despite the radio still on but the volume low enough not to disturb the sleeping boys. “Do you think we’ll ever encounter someone we know? Y’know from high school and grade school” Kyle asked wondering to himself. Stan shrugged “Probably, probably not. It’s hard to tell, despite that each and every one of us got to our separate ways, some after grade school, when they went out of the state, and such, and some, like us, went our ways after high school. It’s our decision or our parent’s decision, either way, probably we will. But that won’t change whatever he had in the past” Stan said with a sad tone right at the end. Kyle frowned at his friend, knowing what happened between Stan and Wendy. Kyle gave a pat at Stan’s shoulder and said “its okay dude, we’re here. Besides, there are a lot of hot chicks in college, I’m sure of it” Kyle grinned and Stan smirked. “Yeah, guess you’re right”

After an hour of driving, they stopped by a convenient store in a gasoline station. “Okay, time to wake up dudes.” Kyle said waking up Kenny and Cartman. “Huh? Where are we?” Cartman asked with droopy eyes “We’re in a gasoline station, now if anyone wants to do a potty break, now’s the time, cause we’re going into a high way, so go while we’re here, it’ll be a long ride” Kyle replied as he went down the car with Kenny. “Kenny, come with me and let’s buy some snacks” Kenny nodded at Kyle and went with him inside the convenient store while Cartman made his way towards restroom.

Stan stayed inside the car to rest for a bit until he saw a very familiar looking guy coming out of the restroom. He was wearing a green fleece vest, a peach cargo pants and pair of classic hi-tops. ‘Is that Craig Tucker?’ Stan thought and took a minute to think. He hasn’t seen Craig after graduation. The girls back then said they moved out as soon as Craig graduated from high school. The so called “Craig” passed by his car, as soon as he did, Stan went out of his car and called “Craig!” the boy stopped as soon as he was called. The boy slowly turned around and to see Stan “Craig? Is that really you?” Stan said surprised to see Craig “Hi Stan” Stan almost swelled up and walked towards Craig and gave him a manly hug. “Where’ve you been man? How come you left without telling me?” Stan said tears at the corner of his eyes. Craig could only shrug and give a small smile.

While in the restroom…

Cartman gave a sigh as he rolled up his sleeves so it can’t get wet ‘Man… for how long are we going to travel? I want to lie down on a bed now’ he gave a big sigh while he washed up his hands ‘Come to think of it… I think I just saw someone familiar here just a while ago…’

Flashback

Cartman entered the restroom to only see a guy coming out of one of the cubicles. He totally ignored the guy because of the long drive. As soon as the guy turned to Cartman, he was a little surprised and avoided eye contact. The guy quickly washed his hands and walked past Cartman. Cartman rose an eyebrow at the guy “What’s with that dude?” he asked himself

End of Flashback

Cartman took a minute to realize who it was “Oh shit! It’s motherfucking!” Cartman swore and ran out the restroom and ran towards the car “Stan! Stan! I saw motherfucking-!” Cartman stopped as soon as he saw Craig and Stan beside each other on a nearby table just outside the convenient store. “Hey fatass” Craig greeted raised a hand at Cartman. Cartman nodded and made his way towards the two. “You motherfucking bitch, where the fuck have you been jackass???!” Cartman said as he sat beside Craig. Craig just chuckled and gave a small smile.

Inside the convenient store, Kenny and Kyle were at the counter paying off the snacks they bought. Kenny was licking a vanilla flavored ice cream while waiting for Kyle to pay. He then looked outside and saw the three having either a chat or a fight. As soon as Kyle was done, he looked to where Kenny was looking and saw Stan and Cartman with another guy. “Who the heck is that?” Kyle asked as he clearly couldn’t see the other guy’s face. Kenny shrugged while licking his ice cream and said “Let’s go and check it out” Kyle nodded in agreement and both left the convenient store and went outside.

“Hey guys, what’s up and who’re you talking to-“ Kyle stopped for a moment for his brain to function on who the guy was. And suddenly he remembered the fucking bastard who had recent friendly fights with during the high school days. “Motherfucking Craig Tucker! Where the fucking hell have you been?!” Kyle said in a mad but friendly way. Craig sweatdropped at the sudden reunion of the boys, Stan sensed the uneasiness of Craig of the all the same questions all over again so he said “Why don’t we take this to the car? Since he’s going to ride with us” Kyle nodded in agreement “Yeah, let’s go, we might be out of schedule when we don’t go now”

The five went in the car and Stan then drove off. Kyle then looked at Craig who was in the middle of the backseat. “So… Where in the world have you been motherfucker?” Kyle asked. Craig gave a little chuckle and said “Well… as soon as graduation ended, we immediately left to Washington and now I dorm in a university named Crowton University” Everyone stayed silent after hearing where he goes to college. “Did you say Crowton?” Kyle asked in shock. Craig nodded and asked “Why? Is something wrong…?” all of a sudden Cartman laughed out “Bwahahahaha!!! What a coincidence! We’re going to the same university! Ahahaha!!!!” Craig was wide eyed and looked at both Kenny and Kyle. Kyle nodded and gave him a grin while Kenny gave him a thumbs up. Craig almost cried in tears and smiled in excitement. Stan smiled at his reaction “Okay! The faster we get there, the earlier we get to bond!” Stan exclaimed and sped across the highway.

Chapter 1 ENDS HERE